Get yourselves off those dating apps guys! Come on, what’s the matter with you? You don’t need that sort of thing to get in touch with women, not when you can have our delicate hands all over your body giving you a sensual massage, after simply making a phone call.

We’re sure we’ve mentioned how important physical contact is for human beings. It’s good for the body and good for the soul. You know how getting a hug makes you feel when you really need one? (and no, you don’t have to be a girl to feel this way!) Yeah, well a sensual massage from one of our London tantric massage professionals is a gazillion times better than that feeling. So, don’t even think about telling us that you don’t need it!

Dating sucks

When you’re single and you’re looking for someone to date, or just to hook up with, it gets mighty frustrating we know. Not that we worry too much about that of course (we are the Chase girls after all!) But we do realise! When it gets to the point where you haven’t felt the touch of a woman for such a long time, and you’re getting depressed, you could make some pretty awful decisions! There are a few of you out there bowing your heads in shame we know! Those late night Tinder messages that have led to hasty meetings and awkward fumbles that you instantly regret right? And then the messages from crazy women who just won’t leave you alone perhaps? Yes? You see, we do know what we’re talking about!

We don’t suck!

And before you start, we know just how that sounds. And in answer to that question, no, we don’t! But we do give you a sensual massage that you are going to remember, and that you’re going to want to repeat time and time again. When you get to that point where you simply have to feel a woman’s touch, for goodness sake, call us and we’ll take care of that for you. We will have you relaxed and satiated in no time at all. And what’s even better is that you can call us whenever you want within reason, and we can come to you, or you can come to us.

At Chase Massage, we only want to help you feel good!